blu exefant

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Reblogged from the-disney-words
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(Source: gifdrome, via tumbloler)

Reblogged from supermariomothers
supermariomothers:

finally some recognition for being the piece of human perfection that i am

supermariomothers:

finally some recognition for being the piece of human perfection that i am

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

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lovefilledkisses:

Emma Stone is my hero.

lovefilledkisses:

Emma Stone is my hero.

(via tumbloler)

Reblogged from almostgonesteven

Sexuality In Culture for Women

  • Virgin: Gosh, what's wrong with you?
  • Has Sex Often: You are such a slut! Have you no morals?
  • Has Sex, Unprotected: You are gonna get an STD!
  • Has Sex, Protected: You wanna REALLY keep from having a baby? Don't have sex.
  • Has Sex, Gets Pregnant, Aborts Baby Early: YOU MURDERER! BURN IN HELL!!!
  • Has Sex, Gets Pregnant, Keeps Baby, Applies for Gov't Assistance: Welfare Queen!
  • Keeps Baby, Can Afford It, Keeps Job: You are neglecting your kids!
  • Has Job, and Great Mother: Something must be lacking...
  • Calls Out Culture: You all are just radical Feminazis who will never be satisfied.
Reblogged from beesmygod

shannahmcgill:

ladytabularasa:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

I only make my guacamole out of the freshest Avogadros.

(Source: beesmygod, via tumbloler)

Reblogged from rneerkat

rneerkat:

yzma:

rneerkat:

*throws nut at you while youre crying over a breakup* oh sorry did i cashew at a bad moment?

please stop

*throws another nut at you* pistachiNO

(via emilaugh)

Reblogged from egg-rolls

sherokutakari:

egg-rolls:

omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website

Favorite story of the morning

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